Brian Willis

The AP Begins Allowing "They" as a Singular Pronoun

Lauren Easton, Director of Media Relations for the Associated Press, quoting the next edition of the AP Stylebook on their blog:

They, them, their — In most cases, a plural pronoun should agree in number with the antecedent: The children love the books their uncle gave them. They/them/their is acceptable in limited cases as a singular and-or gender-neutral pronoun, when alternative wording is overly awkward or clumsy.

Well it’s about time. English desperately needs a singular gender-neutral pronoun to fill the biggest functional gap in our language. Calling people “it” is offensive and crude; while “he or she” is unwieldy, and disregards the existence of people who don’t identify as either.

Predictions for 2017

A short one this year, as we live in uncertain times.

Once again, despite my repeated insistence, one of you went and launched another social service. I warned you all not to do this, but I suppose it was inevitable that eventually someone would try and open source Twitter. We’ve had paid twitter, charity twitter, and gnu twitter, so this really is the next logical step. This one is doomed to failure for the same reason as all the others—social services aren’t about features, they’re about people, and the people are all using Twitter.

I’m calling it now: the digital crown is coming to the iPhone. It’s such a natural interaction on the Apple Watch, would fit perfectly with where you already place your fingers, and could replace the volume up/down buttons in an obvious way.

In other news: Yahoo goes out of business; Google’s next Pixel phone becomes a meaningful threat to the iPhone; Apple demonstrates that they still care about the Mac by releasing exemplary Kaby Lake desktops; Microsoft flails in all directions, doing a better job of pleasing developers than paying customers; and you still won’t be able to edit a Tweet.

It’s traditional for me to wrap this up by predicting that Half Life 3 will come out this year. While I may have started this post calling these “uncertain times”, now that we’re ten years following the previous chapter’s release I think we can say with certainty that the Half Life franchise is well and truly dead.

Observations After a Week With an Apple Watch

I’d forgotten what a giant pain in the ass it is to have a chunk of metal strapped to your body all day. Your wrist’s centre of gravity shifts. Typing is harder. The watch catches door frames as you walk through them. I knew there was a reason that I gave up wearing a watch 10 years ago, and I’ve had to rediscover it the hard way.

Apple Pay is like something out of science fiction. It doesn’t feel like it should work. They let me leave the supermarket with my groceries, but I half expected them to chase me out the door.

The fitness tracking stuff is as compelling as promised. I find myself walking more to close the activity rings. It remains to be seen how long this will stick, but I think it’s more than a gimmick. In particular, heart rate tracking is way more frequent than I’d anticipated. I’m seeing readings every 5-10 minutes, with no meaningful hit to battery life.

Speaking of battery life, I took the watch off the charger this morning at 6:30, I’m typing this at noon, and I’m at 94%. Battery life like this is practically unheard of in the Apple ecosystem.

The wrist detection is unbelievably accurate. Taking the watch off immediately locks it, and raising my wrist to check the time has only failed once.

Third party apps are mostly useless. There’s nothing here that I’d use every day. This is a real concern for the future of the product. To succeed, the watch needs to be useful and necessary, and at the moment it’s just a fun toy for early adopters.

On Humanity

Seth Godin, writing at his blog:

If the boss can write it down, she can find someone cheaper than you to do the work. Probably a robot. The best jobs are jobs where we don’t await instructions, where using good judgment and taking initiative are far more important than obedience.

…but what happens when judgement and initiative become something we can automate too?

I’ve been mulling this over since C.G.P. Grey published his video Humans Need Not Apply. I’m glossing over some of the finer points, but his central argument is that the future of work looks pretty grim, with software and robotics taking over jobs that we’ve traditionally thought only people were capable of.

He’s absolutely right by the way. I’m a Software Developer, which means I unemploy people for a living. If a pice of work can be automated it eventually will be, and when that happens yet another person ends up out of work. There’s no limit to this either—people aren’t as special as they think they are. Right now, almost all of us have a job that can either in whole or in part be replaced by a machine. This is going to be a problem when we get to the point that jobs are being automated away at a faster pace than new jobs are being created.

So what does a person do to maximise the chance that they’ll stay employable?

A person’s biggest asset in the face of automation is their humanity. It’s the one thing robotics can’t compete on. Any line of work that’s humanised remains valuable work when done by a person.

Consider a stay in hospital. I can see patients accepting a robot surgeon. Fewer mistakes, fewer side effects, faster surgeries, all positive things. But what happens in the recovery ward? It’s one thing to be operated on by a machine when you’re unconscious and unaware of the experience, but can we really expect people to accept care from robot nurses? Nursing is a line of work where humanity counts, and between the uncanny valley, and our general desire for authenticity, I don’t see patients reacting well to being taken care of by Alice from The Jetsons.

We can see inklings of this effect in other industries too. High end watches are truly terrible at timekeeping, with even the best models on the market drifting seconds each day. By comparison, a quartz watch will drift around a second a day, and smart watches sync regularly with time servers, effectively eliminating drift. So why would someone buy a mechanical watch? Because its value comes from being hand made by a person, following traditions that are in some cases centuries old. The value in a Portugieser comes from the fact that it didn’t roll off an assembly line, slapped together mechanically.

It’s not just humanity that gives us an edge over automation—it’s authenticity. It’s easy to write off hispter culture as some sort of quirky longing for a world that never really existed, but at its core hipsterdom rose from a lack of authenticity in the world. It was a whole social movement that said the plastic and formica and corporate sterility of the world was getting too much, and that we needed reclaim some of what we’d lost in our pursuit of efficiency. People care deeply about the substance of the things they buy, and how those things make them feel. Authenticity is why barista made coffee can be sold for more than coffee out of a machine, why parents consider their children’s artwork priceless, and why Emily Howell doesn’t have many fans.

I know these are transient and superficial reasons to value one kind of work over another, and after writing this I’m having difficulty reconciling my desire to remain employable with the fact that no one describes the software I make as artisanal or hand crafted. I’m not trying to say that we’ll solve the problem of automation and find work for billions of people by creating goods that are meaningfully worse. Instead, I’m suggesting that the economy oftentimes values things in counterintuitive ways, and I think because of that there’s hope for us.

Predictions for 2016

Alright team, this is the fourth time that I’ve done this, so you all know the drill. Go and read last year’s predictions to see how I did (hint: not well), and then let’s dive into what’s going to happen in 2016.

Last year I told you we’ll soon see a fatal accident involving a self driving car. When I wrote that, I was thinking it’d be a Google car but thanks to Tesla’s batshit crazy autopilot mode, we now know that it’ll be them who’s the first to kill someone. I understand that self driving cars are going to be a big part of our future whether we like it or not, but in the race to market, corners are getting cut, testing isn’t as thorough as it needs to be, and drivers need to be retrained for a generation of technology that they don’t really understand. I write software for a living, and I’m telling you that software development is still in the “pouring raw sewage into our drinking water and wondering why everyone has cholera” stage of human progress1. We have no idea if this stuff is going to work, and I’m willing to bet that there are edge cases (rain, hail, snow, fog, collisions, roadworks, unsealed roads, startups trying to make roads out of glass2, etc.) that are hard to test thoroughly and that all drivers are expected to handle. Don’t get me wrong—when this tech gets good it’ll be a great day. Human drivers are incredibly unreliable and kill each other in the thousands every year. Putting an end to that will be a net win for humanity, but there are going to be casualties along the way.

In consumer tech it’s going to be same old, same old. Skylake Macs, another round of Chromebooks, a refreshed Surface whatever. Meh. At this point the computer, tablet, and smartphone are mostly solved problems. What’s left is iterating and refining, which is great because Apple’s software quality has been all over the place (photos—excellent; music—train wreck), Microsoft’s UI design has been all over the place (why does Windows have eight types of context menu?), and Google’s whole product strategy has been all over the place (seriously, why do they make two competing operating systems? and why do they make a programming language that can’t build stuff for either one?). I know it’s not glamorous, but everybody needs to slow down, take a chill pill, and spend some time cleaning up their respective messes.

As for wearables, this year is all about the quantified self with as many new sensors as possible being crammed into devices. Blood oxygen, blood pressure, stress level, sweat gland production, ambient carbon dioxide level, ambient temperature, you name it—if it can be measured your watch will start recording it. This was a surprising thing to learn from the Apple Watch, that when you start tracking and measuring these things people will pay attention to them even if they didn’t care before. Filling in those circles becomes a daily habit.

There’s been a rumour floating around that the next iPhone will drop the 3.5mm headphone jack and do everything through the lightning port. I think that given a long enough timeline we’ll see smartphones without any ports at all, and this is just a natural extension of that. So will iPhone headphones go wireless, or will they plug in to the lightning port? My money is on lightning. Wireless bluetooth headphones have never been great; they need to have batteries (adding cost), and they need to have ports so they can be charged (adding size and weight).

Lastly, let’s talk about software development. I don’t know how many times I have to say this, but making another social network is a dumb idea (I’m looking at you beme). Nevertheless, people keep trying to make them. Mobile app development looks to be a very crowded market too. There are still opportunities there, but if you strike gold you’ll very quickly be surrounded by impersonators (case in point: Flappy Bird). So where’s the future of software development? I see it as a mix of the web on one side, and cutting edge hardware like VR and 3D printers on the other. The web hasn’t gone anywhere, and viable businesses keep springing up to fill niches I wasn’t aware existed. All that regular recurring revenue makes for a nice and sustainable business model. Business building themselves around cutting edge hardware are of course more risky, but the successful companies in that sector will push humanity forward, and make quite a bit of money in the process.

  1. Speaking of which, you should really go watch CGP Grey’s video on plagues

  2. No really, that’s a thing.